We all know how unreliable the postage services can be. When you need your message delivered the right way, you need to get yourself a carrier pigeon. For those of you that already have your pigeon, please use the following directions for your pigeon.
Third Chimney On The Left
Near the house with the loft conversion
Please provide an address to which I can send your pigeon back to, or just give an email address (it will probably be quicker, anyway).